The usual thing on Mudcat, Steve, is to ignore those posts that you don't like, or that go over your head, or else fail to to chime in with your particular thang, especially those which involve the creative efforts of another forum member. The passing of unhelpful or otherwise hostile comments is very definite no-no I'm afraid.

50% of my post there is serious, whilst the latter two verses are an ill-advised in-joke; ill-advised in this context alas - other ballad afficianados I've shared it with have laughed heartily, hence my sharing it on Mudcat's howling wastes, where the only sign of humanity is the occasional twitch of a net curtain and a pale ghostly face peering watch the tumbleweed rolling by.