Van Helsing gripped my arm as we prepared to enter the dark cellar of the castle."Wait!" he whispered "Wear this!" He pressed something shiny into my hand: it was a Ricky Martin CD on a silver chain."He fears this more than anything.But if it does not stop him...tip him $5 and ask him to play Cracklin' Rosie.He is a creature of habit,and thirty years of playing in bars make it impossible for him to refuse!"

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