The right wing nutcases in America just made it illegal to protest. Somehow they forced Obama to sign the bill, the bastards. Just like they made him sign the bill that gives the military the authority to detain and kill me. The bastards. Hate those right-wing pricks. They made Obama keep the prison open at Guantanamo, over his objections, and now they're forcing him to start wars in Syria and Uganda, the bastards. They're making him spend billions for the election too, the bastards, because the country NEEDS him to keep Washington honest.