The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #143786   Message #3321811
Posted By: Joe_F
12-Mar-12 - 02:00 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: 'There's a house......' (Boo...Hooray)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'There's a house......' (Boo...Hooray)
It is positively forbidden to touch the barmaids' dresses.
Boo!
Because they are made of cellophane.
Hooray!
No swimming in the pool.
Boo!
It is full of beer.
Hooray!
No fornication on the dance floor.
Boo!
And no dancing on the fornication floor.
Hooray!