Actually, mouse, at one point Catspaw (I think) directed us to a website offering just those services. Camp in the woods and sneak a peak at couples in flagrente. Forget why he posted it but he did.

Now to get back to the "full frontal" stuff. I remember a cartoon in the New Yorker just after "The Piano" was released. It showed a matronly lady and her husband dressing for a formal affair. The caption: "Just remember, if Harvey Keitel shows up, you're going home alone."

I have a wonderful publicity photo of Orson Welles and Tyrone Powers in Elizabethan dress - tights and a tunic. Doesn't leave much to the imagination. Both have old Harvey beat hands down.