These are really very good, gang. Next year we should make a corporate entry.

"Perhaps", said Dr. Steinberg, my psychiatrist, triggering the impulse that happily led to the moment when this novel first began to see the light of day, "you might consider writing a novel that would enable other people to at least experience fully the indescribably disgusting, miserable, debilitating, tedious, and grossly irritating world that you so drearily and endlessly inhabit."