Peadie,
Welcome! I will take a look at your website. Meantime, visit out Mudcat Resources page where you will find a picture of Cleigh O'Possum, the poor unfortunate 'possum who is the recipient of Spaw's blandishments. It may explain a lot.
Then come join Matt on Hearme and attempt to convert a few of these dinosaurs. They will kick and scream but I believe you have already suffered the worst of their nonsense.