"yup .. no need to go out in the wild and pick your own pizza anymore, ya can grow it in your own back porch pot .. :-)
We are all nuts here in the States"

Excellent, you can't stop progress Oldude!

Mind you, though I say that, in the UK some poorer people are regressing from buying ready-made meals in the supermarket chiller to actually growing there own vegetables in allotments!

Sad but true. We hush it up over hear (after all it's supposed to be a first world country, just think of the shame) but I swear my neighbour had mud under his fingernails last time we spoke!

As for Pizza plants, do you think you could discretely end me some seeds, preferably in a brown envelope?