Dry fly pie. Currants, coconut and possibly golden syrup in a pastry case.

Face cream. Pale pink blancmange with possible strawberry flavour.

Oh, and once, at a university which shall remain nameless, meat with unreadable purple print on it. The purple colour was usually used to mark meat unfit for human use. (Also used for methylated spirit, & poisonous indelible pencils.)

Penny