Regarding maths. Have you noticed how graffiti on toilet walls in universities always used to include calculations proving that 1 = 2?

Until I wrote my PhD thesis, which although on vibration, did delve into the quantum world, I never realised I would need to prove that a metaphorical one could equal a metaphorical two.

If I had read Pete's bible, I might have stood a chance. My uncle, who was a Jehova's Witness, always used to say the bible supplies all the answers. My Dad used to qualify that by saying all the answers you want...