Now I'm Hidin (tune: Now I'm Easy)

For nearly six whole hours I've been sleepin,
In the front row of first class fare, feeling the jet go leapin
Thoughts of food and a bath of mud just boil my old blood,
It's nearly over now, but now I'm hidin

They say I'm a pig, they say I'm therapeutic,
If she can't hear me snortin, she gets airsick;
My fat blocks the aisle, as we travel the miles
It's nearly over now, but now I'm hidin.

It took four struggling men to wheel me on board,
All three hundred pounds of fresh live pork;
The attendants they all complain, they ain't seen such a thang
It's nearly over now, but now I'm hiding.

From Philly onto Seattle we all flew,
Ignorin all the glares from the airline crew;
Well, the plane took to landin, my belly was demandin
It's nearly over now, but now I'm hidin.

I woke from my dreams and I was hungry.
I ran to the galley for something to eat.
The captain was stewed that I was lookin for food
It's nearly over now, but now I'm hidin.
Yes, it's nearly over now, but now I'm hidin.

Amergintheinsomiac