I propose we fund only music-related projects.....like:

DOES your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

(Watched Little Roy Lewis of the Lewis Family gospel group do a test once....at Winfield festival, they appeared Friday night, and after the first song, Dad Lewis motioned at Roy and said something....and Roy looked sheepish and took a wad of chewing gum out of his mouth....and walked over and stuck it on a post holding up the stage roof. 2 more days of music................then Sunday evening, the Lewis family did their last set, waved goodbye and trooped off the stage....and Roy ran back on, reached up, and retrieved his gum and 'seemed' to stick it back in his mouth!......All rehearsed sthick, no doubt, but there were enough who got it to make the whole think worthwhile.)