Because I barely remember those!

At the Jonesboro Tennessee Storytellers convention there was a very attractive woman who was stopping by on her way to NC to take a teaching job. She invited me to go with her, but I was married at the time, so couldn't do that.

Another time at a bluegrass festival a woman said, "Come with me" she took me to her camp site where a group of folkies was making my kind of music.After a while she wanted to know if I would go home with her, and there again, I couldn't. She said "I don't want to buy you, just borrow you for a while."

This sounds familiar, maybe I posted it already.