There were lots of old Cockney/London songs, often known by ex-servicemen and usually sung when the pubs turned out. I am really concerned that they are all being forgotten, as they were usually rude to obscene. Does anyone remember any?
A couple I am interested in are
The Comical Cock, which starts "One Sunday afternoon, I thought I'd go for a walk, I had a bowl down Petticoat Lane to hear the people talk I had but two and six, I went into a shop. The man behind the counter said 'have you seen my comical cock?'
Cock a doodle do, its nothing to do with you, I've lost me cock, me comical cock, whatever shall I do. Cock a doodle I am surprised at you."
There were lots more verses, which included something about putting his cock under his coat and squeezing it tight. All double entendre of course as it is about a male chicken!
Another is one Sunday Over the Leas
"One Sunday over the leas, my boyfriend did it to me. He did it to me once, he did it to me twice and I had to admit that it was very nice"
I don't know the reast.
There were lots of other like the one mentio9ned in the Blaze Away thread. "Why can you walk with it in" to Souza's Star and Stripes Forever, and the Mademoiselle from Armentierres, Parlez Vous, Usually startin with "Three German Soldiers Crossed the Line Parlez Vous Fxxxing the girls and drinking wine. Inky Pinky Parlez Vous" They came across a country inn..l. and kicked the Fxxxing door right in" The landlords daughter was young and fair.....Liliy white tits and golden hair" They tied her to a rusty bed..... fxxd her til she was dead" "The took her down a leafy lane,,,,fxxd her back to life again"
any more?
A;lso some more recent ones like "me no like you Brritish soldier, Yankee pay five dollars more! Yankee give me lovely presents you just call me f...ing whore" "Yankee tap upon my window, you kick in my f,,,ing door!" Good wholesome stuff, but very funny when you've had a few.