To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower both Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of some of you. Then it dawned on me—oh, dang—I'll see you on the bus!

GfS


P.S. Some of you might think this is for real(judging from some past performances, it's just a joke).