Marje your reminding me of my newly married days. I might have to stop whistling tonight!
The vicar of my local church, married a young couple a week or so before us, and he went a bit happy and attempted to make the local parish mag, more appealing by making it a tabloid style publication. The young couple who were married the week before we were, were involved in charity work, and were so busy they did not know if they would have time for a honeymoon.
The vicar ran the story under the wonderful headline as follows...

HONEYMOON? IF WE CAN FIT IT IN SAY COUPLE!

I never had the nerve to explain to the vicar where he had gone wrong....