Whilst I haven't got the sheet music I have got lots of other Cliftons. Either I'm going nuts or they must both be Clifton's if Artful is right.

On the back of 'Bear it Like a man' there is a list of other Clifton songs and they all have first lines with them. The first line of 'Water Cresses' is 'I am a jolly farmer, from Bedfordshire I came'

Totally confused! But that doesn't take much doing nowadays. Somebody put me out of my misery!