---Five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel - "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land."--- .,,. Trouble was, silly bugger turned left instead of right when he got to the other side. If he'd only gone the other way, then who'd have all that luvly OIL now?
And they still think themselves the Chosen People! Chosen for the original April Fools, if you ask me --