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Thread #118344   Message #3331970
Posted By: GUEST
01-Apr-12 - 08:27 AM
Thread Name: Lyr ADD: searching for Archibald Arsehole
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: searching for Archibald Arsehole
Archibald Arsolendin

The joke starts with the teacher trying to explain how to break words down in order to remember how to spell them. The teacher uses several word, then several names as examples (think of your own) and then asks the students if they could sound out their names using this method. Archibald Arsolendin volunteers …



A-r-c-h; you've got your 'arch'
I; you've your 'i', you've got your 'arch i'
B-a–l-d; you've got your 'bald', you've got your 'i bald', you've got your 'arch i bald'
A-r-s; you've got your 'ars', you've got your 'bald ars', you've got your 'i bald ars', you've got your 'arch i bald ars'
O-l; you've got your 'ol', you've got your 'ars ol', you've got your 'bald ars ol', you've got your 'i bald ars ol'
E-n-d; you've got your 'end', you've got your 'ol end', you've got your 'ars ol end', you've got your 'bald ars ol end', you've got your 'i bald ars ol end', you've got your 'arch i bald ars ol end'
I-n; you've got your 'in', you've got your 'end in', you've got your 'ol end in', you've got your 'ars ol end in', you've got your 'bald ars ol end in', you've got your 'arch i bald ars ol end in'

Hope this helps. I have been thinking of this joke lately (I used to be able to say it quickly)and googled it and found your query. Back to my assignment …

Jane