I wasn't loud or rude or obnoxious. Just stared at his antics stupified and said I would get to the roof next year.
Now...if he dares to come back, I intend to make a scene and if necessary call the police. I have asked my neighbors to keep an eye out.
They were amused at the story but missed the straight arrow point with the horror struck face and "It's BUCKLINGGGGGG!"
I bet that was the last thing the captain shouted on the Titanic.