Best one I had - Can't remember the year but British Catters may remember the Strangeways prison riots. If you walked the end of our street and looked across the sports field you could see Strangeways about 3 miles as the crow flies.

Dodgy looking bloke at the door.

"We are repairing the roof at Strangeways and have some tiles left over. I just noticed you had a few broken..."

He didn't get any further through the tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. With what he was muttering down the path I guess he had no sense of humour...

:D tG