Get real! Anyone can flippin' be persnollay offended by ANYTHING. Ya don't have to be a flippin' roacket sientist to figger that one out, eh? For instance, Mr flippin' high land man...I am personally offended by yer hole flippin' atitude! So try that one on fer size, eh?

As far as Gibson goes, I have pawnd a fair few of them over the years. There seem to be a lotta Gibson guitars arownd Blind River. I been findin' 'em in people's bedrooms when they are not home. I figger they gotta be worth somethin' if people are buyin' 'em, know what I mean? But I do not think Ozzie Osbourne has ever played a Gibson, and that is why I pawned the ones I....borrowed...becoz if Ozzie don't play a Gibson, then it is not the top of the line. Ozzie would only play the best. Like Fender. I think Gibsons are somewhere part ways up the line, but they aint' at the top.

Anyways, I needed the money for beer.

- Shane