"Driving Test"

I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana,
and while I was giving a road test to a young
man, he went through a red light without
stopping.

I told him that he had automatically failed the
test. We met up with his mother back at the
office, and I explained what had happened.

At first she was speechless. Then she asked
incredulously, "He ran a red light?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Well," persisted the mom, "how red was the
light?"


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"Driving Mad"

A large truck was tailing my son as he drove
through town with his girlfriend. The truck
matched them turn for turn, down every street.

My son's concern grew to alarm when the
menacing-looking driver pulled next to him
at a light, leaned out his window, and glared
into his car.

After a long, hard stare, the man grinned and
called to my son, "Sorry, kid, I thought that was
my daughter."