The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #72600   Message #3333410
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
04-Apr-12 - 02:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: What to do about obnoxious MC members?
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about obnoxious MC members?
You gotta get real tuff with them kinda people.

Take away there dope!

Ground 'em!

Cut there illegal TV cables so's they can't watch "Swamp People"!

Infest there flippin' compyuders with a real bad virus!

Slash there flippin' tires so's they can't drive to the Beer STore!

Tell the cops where there stuff is stashed!

Spread word that they got a real nasty soshial disease so no one will date 'em!

Put crazy glue in there door locks!

And on the door handles too!

Put water in there gas tank!

Put red pepper in their flippin' underwhere and vaseleen in their socks!

Lock a skunk inside there car!

Strip 'em naked and throw 'em out on main street durin' rush hour!

And finally...................................


TAKE AWAY ALL THERE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That oughta flippin' set 'em to rights, eh?

- Shane