Yeah, I thot it was YOU that was inpersonading me, dipwad! But it was not. Looks like ya got a solemate over in Mary Land, eh? I hope the 2 of youse get 2 meet and that when youse do...a big tree falls on both of youse! Or maybe there will be one of them nutcase randem shootings that happen alls the time down in the US of Flippin' A, any youse will both get shot in the flippin' crossed fire. That would be a flippin' blessing to the world, eh?

I am goin' out today to do real important things. But I am not tellin' you what. I am just gonna let you wish that you knew. Ha! Ha!

- Shane