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DO I WANT A TABLET?
ttto: Love's been good to me

Do I want a Tablet?
Am I feeling ill?
Do I need a Tablet?
Should I take a pill?

I find it so confusing, I'm techno-blind you see.
Is a tablet what I want, or do I need a Wii?

There were some geeks in Denver, who treated me with scorn.
They said "Your Sinclair 'door-stop''s no good for viewing porn."
And when at last I crumbled and bought my first PC,
It seems I'm always sev'ral years behind technology!

   Do I want a Tablet?
   Am I feeling ill?
   Do I need a Tablet?
   Should I take a pill?

   I find it so confusing, I'm techno-blind you see.
   Is a tablet what I want, or do I need a Wii?

So it may seem my tech-kit, is always that bit light.
And I admit my cabling always looks a fright.
As my computer knowledge always seems so slight.
JohninKansas and Mudcat will always set me right.

   Do I want a Tablet?
   Am I feeling ill?
   Do I need a Tablet?
   Should I take a pill?

   I find it so confusing, I'm techno-blind you see.
   Is a tablet what I want, or do I need a Wii?


Cheers
Nigel