Some years ago, I had a dream which made me laugh so much that I woke up laughing from it:

I had met an Englishman over here in Germany who told me that he was here to go into business. I asked him, "Why Germany?" He gave me a knowing look and replied: "Germany is a good place to make money Alan, because the Germans think they are organised."

To anyone who really knows Germany, that can be really funny. I wish I had made that up, but it actually came in a dream.