They're not writing classical music like they used to either. Or making Jews like Jesus (and a tip of the Hatlo hat to Kinky Friedman!). They're not doing a lot of things like they used to, Grampaw.

I like your song, but to me it seems to be another Ode to a Half-Empty Glass (Or is it half-filled?)

I think I'll go home and write an "Ode to a Half-Empty Glass" (copyright pending). Enjoy your exercise in the right to gripe.
Bart