S'OK, Daddy,
I know You'd like to be my father, you'd like to be my dad
And give me kisses when I'm good and spank me when I'm bad... So would Mother ~Preys'.
By all means, believe in and practice whatever superstitious magic you wish- but please don't be surprised if certain individuals object to it being repeatedly shoved in their faces.
Please take your condescending superiority and bogus concern for "misguided souls" and stick it firmly in your left ear, Daddyo. And save your "prayers" for someone who asks for them.