The thing is about rowing, its like fives and foxhunting - it posh gits. perhaps quite good at what they do. but in my experience if anybody's got sense at all, posh gits get right on your tits.

The only reasonable and intelligent response possible is to give 'em one in the goolies like we did with the fox hunting ban.

Perhaps if we could find irrefutable proof that a load of posh gits sticking their oars in the river and banging them about was cruel to the fishes and gave them headaches - we could get the boat race banned.