The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3336372
Posted By: Little Hawk
10-Apr-12 - 02:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: BS: The Uncle of all BS Threads
This is the Uncle's Thread. The Uncle of all BS. Uncles don't tend to get much notice in this world. They are seldom mentioned, seldom much appreciated. This is sad.

So....this is the Uncle of BS's brief moment in the Sun. It may only last a minute or two. Maybe less!

Savour it while you can. ;-D

The Uncle of all BS is named Harold. Uncle Harold of BS. He is Mom's elder brother. He works as an accountant, and lives in Scranton, New York. It's not as bad as living in Schenectady! But still, pretty damn awful. His wife has little respect for him, and his kids barely know he's alive. His work is boring and repetitive. He has few friends. His dog loves him. His future looks like a lot more of the same, but what if the dog gets old and dies? Then what?

Spare a moment's thought and a prayer, for the unappreciated and unsung Uncle of All BS....poor Harold.