1. On "Penis Envy:" Freud was a filthy old misogynist who projected his insecurities on the neurotic old ladies he treated. What he really envied was the fact that they were "getting it" and he wasn't. IMHO.

2. LJC, you failed to address the real question that arises from your lurid tale, at least for us guys.

HOW DOES IT AFFECT PERFORMANCE?!

Alex
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