Well, Rap, there's is some truth to what you say...

The late Robert Rauschenberg attended an art auction where one of his paintings, owned by someone else, brought some seriously big bucks...

After the auction Rauschenberg went up to the buyer and said, "Geeze, next time you want a Raushenberg, call me" and handed the buyer a slip of paper with his phone number on it...

B~