The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3336806
Posted By: Little Hawk
11-Apr-12 - 01:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Uncle of all BS Threads
Amos plunges ahead, committed to folly and entirely enthralled by his self-promoting delusions of grandeur and his esteemed entitlement as a supposed inner acolyte and faithful servant of the Mother. His ashes will one day join those of others like him, mouldering under the dust of forgotten centuries and his memories will be lost in the wind that he inherits; thus will he pay the price of folly and be swept up in the timeless tribulations of entropy and darkness forever.

or...until his next lifetime! I predict he will be born as the son of a long-bearded and harsh Mullah in some small village in Afghanistan. He will grow up under stern direction, becoming deeply devout, and will devote the rest of his years to destroying invader infidels, keeping women behind the veil, resisting all forms of innovation, blowing up symbols of western decadence, and venerating Allah in every way possible. That is...Allah will have replaced "the Mother", you see... ;-)

I, on the other hand, will have reincarnated as an idealistic Norwegian woman who takes up a career in art and music and has a simply marvelous time. ;-) Our paths will not cross in that lifetime. I've already paid off all that karma.