Lest someone accuse me of censoring these lyrics, may I say the following lyrics are reproduced exactly as printed. the blanks in the first verse(with necessary changes to get past a content filter) are in order bleed-in'; blood-y; f*ck-in'; blood-y; blood-y; & in the chorus: blood-y; blood-y; blood-y; f*ck-n'

THE AUSTRALAISE

Fellers of Australier
Blokes an' coves and coots
Shift yer . . . carcasses
Move yer . . . boots
Gird yer . . . loins up
Get yer . . . gun
Set the . . . enermy
An' whatch the blighters run.

Get a . . . move on,
Have some . . . sense
Learn the . . . art of
Self de . . . fence

Have some . . . brains
Beneath yer . . . lids
an' swing a . . . sabre
Fer the missus an' the kids.
Chuck supportin' . . . posts,
An' strikin' . . . lights,
Support a . . . fam'ly an'
Strike fer yer . . . rights.

chorus

Joy is . . . fleetin'
Life is . . . short.
Wat's the use er wastin' it
All on . . . sport
Hitch yer . . . tip dray
To a . . . star
Let yer . . . watchword be
Australi. . .ar

chorus

'Ow's our . . . nation,
Goin' to ixpand
Lest us . . . blokes an' coves
Lend a . . . 'and?
'Eave yer . . . apathy
Down a . . . chasm
'Ump yer . . . burden with
Enthusi. . .asm

chorus

W'en old mother Britain
Calls yer native land
Take a . . . rifle,
In yer . . . 'and
Keep yer . . . upper lip
Stiff as stiff kin be. An' speed a . . . buller for
Pos. . .terity.

chorus

W'en the . . . bugle
Sounds "Ad. . .vance"
Don't be like a flock er sheep
in a . . . trance
Biff the . . . foeman
Where it don't agree
Spifler . . . cate him
To Eternity.

chorus

Fellers of Australier,
Cobbes, chaps an' mates,
Hear th . . . enermy
Kickin' at the gates!
Blow the . . . bugle
Beat the . . . drum
Upper-cut and out the cow
to kingdom . . . come!

chorus

submitted by John_in_brisbane. midi to Alan's midi page and NWC file to DickG.