YEah, I have a better plan. Take your savings and fly to Bangkok. Immerse yourself in the pleasant vibrations of a Buddhist culture in a modern city. Wander the shops and parlors of Phuket. Get yourself massaged and scrubbed and s****d and f****d until your knees give in and you become fluid in youe chi.

Let us know how it goes. At least it will get you off this dastardly obsession with disloyal disharmony.


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