I `ad that Assad from Syria in my cab the other day. `e`s quite tall you know. `e was over `ere on a whistle-stop tour to check out the Westfield Mall by the Olympic site. `e didn`t want `is wife to be dis-appointed when she went spending after watching the three legged race. `e said, " Morning Jim. Would you get me to the Olympic site please?". I said, "Sure thing Mullah but I `ope your lot aren`t gonna do what they done to the Marks and Spencer Emporium in Homz. It`s a pile of rubble now." `e said, "I know, Jim. It`s all down to `er indoors. She done `er big shopping there, shoes an`all, but they wouldn`t give `er a discount!!"