Browsed the thread, and it's too long to check, but...

LSMFT: Lucky Strike means "Fine Tobacco"

"You meet the nicest people on a Honda."

This one I think was regional...

"I've got a beer mug Yay!
But it's empty. Booh!
I'm gonna fill it up. Yay!
But only half way. Booh!
Cause it makes such a big, creamy head. Yay!
But soon the mug will be empty. Booh!
But I've got seven bottles more of Cott's draft style root beer! Yaaaay!"

Saul