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Thread #142452   Message #3337735
Posted By: Mr Happy
13-Apr-12 - 10:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: Young Earth Creationism Eureka!
Subject: RE: BS: Young Earth Creationism Eureka!
A collation of conclusions extrapolated from the knowlegeable ones above;

The deity from the work of fiction called 'The Bible' made a man & a woman.

This couple mated & produced 2 sons, of which one was a murderer who killed his sibling.

The murderer then mated with his mother or another female already existing who wasn't made by the deity.

Some years later, there was localised flooding which extinguished all the humans & animals in that area except for a family on a boat called 'The Ark'& some livestock on board.

After the waters subsided, the family left the boat & the owner's sons mated with some other females already existing & not specially created by the deity.

Does this all make sense so far?

I can't wait for the sequel!!