What a bunch of horseshit......or apeshit. Hawk, just come clean and admit the filthy ass ape was up in the treehouse trying to nail Baez but she non-violently stood up to him by reading the words to "Space Oddity" repeatedly for 29 hours until he went ape, as it wee, and flung himself instead of his poo to the ground where he was set upon by a gang of Dachshunds with the shits. Chongo retreated screaming at Baez that he wouldn't do it with someone who was as covered in birdshit as she was.


Spaw