I love it, Hootenanny!

What's the tune? (ABC? MIDI? MP3?)

And here's the version *I* have of "Me No Likee British Sailor"

BRITISH SAILOR

CHORUS:
Me no likey British sailor (Blitish sailor)
Yankee pay five dollar more (five dolla mo)

Yankee calls me honey baby
British calls me fucking whore

Yankee knocks upon my window
British kicks in fuckin' door

Yankee cocks are sometimes limpy
British cocks, they leave me sore

Yankee lays me on a pillow
British fucks me on the floor

Yankee tender kissed my nipples
British licks my pussy raw

Yankee treats me like his mother
British fucks me on all fours

Interestingly, I've heard it sung by different people to the tunes "What a Friend We Have in Jesus" and to "Reuben, Reuben, I've Been Thinking"

BB,
NightWing