I ain't been smokin shit. I been readin shit. Oneupmanshit. Pontifishit. Makeitupshit. Puttheotherguydownshit. I wasn't raised that way. Verbal jousting I can understand... a battle of whits with humour and good nature... I love it. But, ye lads border on tedium at best. In personal company, I'd say you might come to fisticuffs... if you had the... oh, what's the word I am looking for... nope, can't think of it.

Surely Mom would expect better than mere repetition of insults ad infinitum no matter be they be seem to be enhanced with erudite and scholarly bullshit.

Don't mind me. I just talked to Uncle Chic and he is truly fucked with cancer. I am mad at the world. Really fuckin mad.

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