I've just had an epiphany here! Or is it a revelation? Well, it goes like this...

1. Rapparee has frequently stated over on the Mother of all BS Threads that he is the Creator of All That Is, and he created all of us, and all of the Universe as we know it.

2. I have no way of proving him wrong.

3. So it may well be true.

4. Let's assume it is...

5. Since Rapparee created all of us, I'm his son! (I'm one of them, I mean...not the only one.)

6. And Amos is my brother! Even George Bush is my brother....(but let's not dwell on that...)

7. And since I created Chongo Chimp and Shane McBride...


(drum roll....)

THEY ARE BOTH Rapparee's GRANDSONS!!!!!

8. It is normal for a Grandfather to do all kinds of nice things for his grandchildren.

9. Therefore Rapparee should get Chongo a banana.

10. And he should get Shane a beer. At once!

11. And he should also pay to put me, Amos, and George Bush through university. It's a Father's duty to set his sons on the right path in life, after all.