If I fellw in wuv with you
Would you pwomise to be twue
And help me
Underwstand
'Cause I've been in wuv beforwe
And I found that wuv was morwe
Than just
Holwding hands

If I give my hearwt
To you
I must be surwe
Fwom the vewy starwt
That you
Would wuv me morwe than herw

If I twust in you
Oh pwease
Don't wun and hide
If I wuv you too
Oh pwease
Don't hurwt my pwide like herw

'Cause I couldn't stand the pain
And I
Would be sad
If I knew wuv was in vain

So I hope you see
That I
Would wuv to wuv you
And that she
Will cwy
When she wearns we are two

'Cause I couldn't stand the pain
And I
Would be sad
If our new wuv was in vain

So I hope you see
That I
Would wuv to wuv you
And that she will cwy
When she wearns we are two

If I fellw in wuv with you


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Even harder to take than the original! Bugs Bunny may have been onto something when he set about bugging old Baldy.