Rapparee: "Oh, crap! I drink beer from a bottle, sometimes. (No, not with a nipple!) I guess I'll never make Secretary of State." But I'll betcha ol' LBJ and W drank their beer straight from the bottle like God intended, I'll betcha!"
Well Ann Romney drank Mitt from a......oh wait.....Do you think he comes in bottles?...........Never mind..it wasn't a bottle.