The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142432   Message #3339741
Posted By: Peter the Squeezer
17-Apr-12 - 06:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:

'Windows frozen'

Husband texts back:

'Pour some lukewarm water over it'

Wife texts back:

'Computer completely f*ck*d now'