What Hillary should be drinkin' a lot more of is whisky. Good quality whisky. And I bet she can afford it. I find that whisky is a far better drink than beer if ya want a thrivin' career in politics. It works a lot faster, ya don't burp as much, and ya don't haveta keep goin' to the washroom every half hour like ya do with beer.
I can't frankly see why the Clintons don't come over and join the APP. I got a place for 'em both in my administration any time they change their minds. I would make Bill the Secretary of Morality...a whole new position in the government. He would protect the sanctity of marriage and keep the nation's young girls from goin' astray. As fer Hillary, I would consider her for my V.P. without a moment's hesitation as long as she agreed to accept King Kong as her personal saviour.