I would choose...in jail. I got a lotta experiense with bein' there and it is way better than bein' dead. True, it is not the greatest...but it is better than bein' dead. And ya get 3 meals a day, no charge. Where else can ya get a deal like that? I ask you.
And they will take anyone, even a total idiot. They ain't predjudissed when it comes to that, eh?