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Thread #144439   Message #3340048
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
18-Apr-12 - 03:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Ted Nugent's NRA/Obama rant
Subject: RE: BS: Ted Nugent's NRA/Obama rant
Who said it was analogous? I'm just sayin' that not all of 'em would vote fer me, that's all, even if they was Irish pimps. And I said it, not Little Hawk! Little Hawk ain't runnin' fer office, okay? I am. I was makin' a point that a candidate should not just assume that EVERYONE in a certain identifiable minority or constituency (like Italian barbers or Irish pimps or one-eyed brain surgeons) is automatically on his side...coz they ain't. Trust me on this. There is always someone who don't meet the common standard of behavior. For instance, most gunsmiths and gun shop owners in the greater Dallas area favor my candidacy, coz it would increase their business if I get elected. But there is at least one who don't. I know this coz he's been sendin' me death threats in the mail and email. His name is Logan P. Whistledog, and he hates me on account of I knocked out his front teeth one time in a bar fight after he called me a "damn monkey". He says he wouldn't vote fer me now if I made everyone in America buy 10 of his guns a year. He is gonna vote fer Romney instead, even though Romney probably won't increase his gun sales in any significant fashion.

You follow my reasonin' here? You gotta learn some humility to avoid makin' these grandiose assumptions of entitlement like you get from people like Ted Nugent, Mitt Romney, and Barack Obama, to mention a few...soundin' off like they are speakin' for everyone in the USA! They ain't. They should own up to that.

- Chongo