Look, I'll tell ya exactly what Ted Nugent is. He is what my little brother Shane would be if he had the flippin' talent and whatever the flip else it takes to get tagether a career in rock music. I'm not sayin' Ted Nugent has a huge amount of talent, eh? But he must have some talent! My little brother has none. Abso-flippin'-lutely NO talent at all. He cannot even play good air guitar, eh? So that is the main flippin' difference between him and Ted Nugent. They are both idiots, but one can play the guitar and lead a band, eh? If my little brother Shane had some musical talent, like Nugent does, then he would be a rock star by now and he would be sayin' even dumber things against Obama...and you'd be readin' about it!

So be glad things ain't worse than they already are, people. Be very glad.

- Don